this is mostly for my embroidery and various other stuff I like. Most of my stitching is one of a kind and most of it is listed in my Etsy shop - if you see something of mine you can't live without, let me know.


favorite movie = Hot Fuzz
favorite herb = cilantro
favorite dairy product = butter
Words With Friends/Draw Something = supervelma

 

Normally, I wouldn’t admit to watching the Maury show (even though I’m unemployed and that’s what I’m supposed to do, right?), but this dude’s name is Lando. HIS NAME IS LANDO. Even if he is a gigolo and kind of a scumbag, I sort of want to offer his parents a high five.
Also, if there is so little trust in your relationship that you have to take your significant other onto the Maury show for a DNA or lie detector test? Let me suggest that maybe it’s not the best relationship.
And if your partner has to bring you onto a daytime talk show to tell you a secret? Spoiler alert, it’s not going to be good. I mean, never once has anyone gone on one of these shows to announce “my secret is… I think you’re beautiful and I want us to move in together”

Normally, I wouldn’t admit to watching the Maury show (even though I’m unemployed and that’s what I’m supposed to do, right?), but this dude’s name is Lando. HIS NAME IS LANDO. Even if he is a gigolo and kind of a scumbag, I sort of want to offer his parents a high five.

Also, if there is so little trust in your relationship that you have to take your significant other onto the Maury show for a DNA or lie detector test? Let me suggest that maybe it’s not the best relationship.

And if your partner has to bring you onto a daytime talk show to tell you a secret? Spoiler alert, it’s not going to be good. I mean, never once has anyone gone on one of these shows to announce “my secret is… I think you’re beautiful and I want us to move in together”

Come Play With Us, R2D2, For Ever And Ever And Ever…
Star Wars/Shining mash-up

Come Play With Us, R2D2, For Ever And Ever And Ever…

Star Wars/Shining mash-up

Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad… someone like a sith lord

Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad… someone like a sith lord