Normally, I wouldn’t admit to watching the Maury show (even though I’m unemployed and that’s what I’m supposed to do, right?), but this dude’s name is Lando. HIS NAME IS LANDO. Even if he is a gigolo and kind of a scumbag, I sort of want to offer his parents a high five.
Also, if there is so little trust in your relationship that you have to take your significant other onto the Maury show for a DNA or lie detector test? Let me suggest that maybe it’s not the best relationship.
And if your partner has to bring you onto a daytime talk show to tell you a secret? Spoiler alert, it’s not going to be good. I mean, never once has anyone gone on one of these shows to announce “my secret is… I think you’re beautiful and I want us to move in together”