this is mostly for my embroidery and various other stuff I like. Most of my stitching is one of a kind and most of it is listed in my Etsy shop - if you see something of mine you can't live without, let me know.
favorite movie = Hot Fuzz
favorite herb = cilantro
favorite dairy product = butter
Words With Friends/Draw Something = supervelma
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: yayitskeleigh)
when people treat you unkindly, be kind. be kind to everyone, all the time, so when you murder them, leave no clues behind and no one will suspect you.
(Source: goodgirlwhohasntbeencaught)
“Free Pandas”
Kerry Washington photographed by Sarah McColgan for Emmy Magazine, June 2013
prettiest girl in the world - yes or yes?
if you don’t think i’m cute that’s your problem not mine
Here is why I never try on clothes. I find a cute tank top on the clearance rack, it’s kind of floral and maybe a little bit twee for me, but it’s cheap so I figure I’ll see if it looks cute on…
And somewhere along the way, something went terribly wrong. It’s a fucking tank top - two arm holes, one head hole and I managed to fuck that up. How am I even allowed shoes with laces?
Take away her shoe laces before she hurts somebody!!
so fashion forward! can’t wait to see what you wear to the gallery this eve!
If I can manage to put on pants not-backwards I’m going to consider today a victory
This morning, I followed a woman wearing a sequined parrot shirt down a maze of deserted hallways and into a stuffy, windowless room where I was handed a box of rubber bands and a razor blade. Art? Reality show? Low-budget fight club? Nope, just getting a jump on the compulsory volunteer hours I have to do for my kid’s private school by counting out and rubber-banding bingo cards. (It actually wasn’t bad, except for the part where an accountant yelled at me for sitting at her desk and then made a big deal about wiping her workspace down with a disinfecting cloth)
Here is why I never try on clothes. I find a cute tank top on the clearance rack, it’s kind of floral and maybe a little bit twee for me, but it’s cheap so I figure I’ll see if it looks cute on…
And somewhere along the way, something went terribly wrong. It’s a fucking tank top - two arm holes, one head hole and I managed to fuck that up. How am I even allowed shoes with laces?
look how serious they are!
(Source: mildred-the-psychic-paraplegic)
