If you’re not prone to queasiness, then go ahead and read about artisanal cheeses crafted by scientists from the nose, toe, mouth, and belly-button bacteria of notable people. Read this article by Amanda Kooser on CNET.
If you ever plan on eating cheese again, you might not want to read this…
I love seeing people walking by with little smiles on their face because something small happened that made them happy. Maybe they got a cute text, maybe they got laid, maybe they killed a man. You will never know.
“who taught you
value of a woman
is the ratio
of her waist
to her hips
and the circumference
of her buttocks
and the volume
of her lips?
infinite.”—‘Greater than’ by Della Hicks-Wilson (via kiteamuncher)
For fuck’s sake, you use your religious (or not) writing of choice at home, or in a place where people gather to imbibe your religion of choice. Hopefully this practice teaches you decency, common sense, and goodwill towards your fellow men and women.
THEN, you take that decency and put it to good use when drafting legal policy! Leave your church out if it! If I were to coin a phrase, I don’t know, I might suggest A SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE, just like old Tommy Jefferson did. Time to re-up that shit. Forgive my eloquence.
”— Nick Offerman from his new book “Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man’s Fundamentals for Delicious Living”