when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
1. All you have to do to be an interesting person is be a good listener.
2. If someone at a call center puts you on hold and you don’t hear music, they only put the phone on mute and they can hear everything you say.
3. If you ever get stuffed in a trunk, disconnect the…
#2 - as someone who worked in a call center for too long, we’re not putting you on hold to listen to you, we’re putting you on hold so you don’t hear us call you a cretinous, ill-mannered rapscallion (or something more colorful).
As for #3 “if you ever get stuffed in a trunk…” - if this is one of the complications in your life, it’s possible that your life problems might not be solved by a helpful Tumblr post.